The knowledge that this is a supernaturally caused event, and not some failed science experiment, throws Peter off kilter a bit, and he shakes his head, not quite believing what he's hearing.

"Definitely not a werespider." Let's just get that cleared up and out of the way right off the bat.

"Assume this is my first time learning that werewolves— that were-anything is even a real thing. Please explain to me how a bite from a supernatural wolf person turns someone into a supernatural lizard person, because from a scientific standpoint? That makes no sense whatsoever."