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Nerds for my nerd, Milky Ways, and Butterfinger.
Which one sold it? Was it the Butterfinger?
I mean, have you met me
I am a teenage boy and I don't exactly have people lining up to be with me
I am a teenage boy and I don't exactly have people lining up to be with me
Yeah, I've met you.
I've seen at least half a dozen girls and about a dozen drag queens try to feel you up at any given time.
So. That's kind of a ... lie.
I've seen at least half a dozen girls and about a dozen drag queens try to feel you up at any given time.
So. That's kind of a ... lie.
what are you talking about
ok actually I'll grant you the drag queens but that's clearly not serious
ok actually I'll grant you the drag queens but that's clearly not serious
C'mon.
Oh, those girls and guys were Serious. They wanted you to be their Official Twink.
Oh, those girls and guys were Serious. They wanted you to be their Official Twink.
well now you're just being an asshole
why do I ever confide in you
why do I ever confide in you
Well it is my default setting.
Because you know I'm going to be straight with you.
Because you know I'm going to be straight with you.
not roasting!! i'm just teasing a little lolol
i know firsthand how much you like nerds
i know firsthand how much you like nerds
it's not my fault that smart people are hot, ok
you're totally right
how could you resist tbh?
the only path is to accept your fate, doomed to fall for every smartypants in the city
how could you resist tbh?
the only path is to accept your fate, doomed to fall for every smartypants in the city
well not every smartypants
do you think I'm a nerd slut :(
do you think I'm a nerd slut :(
asoidhaoidhia no of course not!! i was just joking - you're not a slutty anything
I could be a slut if I wanted to
actually probably not. one time I literally yelled in the guys locker room that I needed someone to have sex with me and no one was interested.
actually probably not. one time I literally yelled in the guys locker room that I needed someone to have sex with me and no one was interested.
unfortunately
in my defense, there was literally a whole virgin sacrifice thing happening at the time and I didn't want to be on the menu
in my defense, there was literally a whole virgin sacrifice thing happening at the time and I didn't want to be on the menu
omg
of course there was
i swear you've dealt with crazier shit than anyone i've known
and i've fought aliens
of course there was
i swear you've dealt with crazier shit than anyone i've known
and i've fought aliens
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